WELL, ITS CINCO DE MAYO ONCE AGAIN!
WHERE MEXICANS IN THE U.S. AND MEXICO CELEBRATE....HELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY CELEBRATE.
IF I REMEMBER MY HISTORY CLASS RIGHT, ITS TO CELEBRATE THE APPEARENCE OF THE VIRGIN MARY TO PANCHO VILLA, WHERE SHE TOLD HIM TO GO TO THE LOCAL CHURCH AND DIG UP THE ROSES AND GIVE THEM TO THE PRIEST.
ANYWAYS, LIFT UP YOUR CORONA'S HIGH, GIVE A LOUD SHOUT OF "VIVA MEXICO!!" AND DIG INTO THE LARGE BUFFET OF MEXICAN FOOD THAT ABOUNDS TODAY!
DON'T FORGET TO DANCE WITH THE PRETTY SENORITAS!
AND HAVE A GREAT, WONDERFUL AND SAFE CINCO DE MAYO!